Quotes

Quotes:

“I can do that in my dreams” – Larry

“He’s a snake with a tail this biiiiig!” – Larry holding his arms in a large circle

“Shut the fuck up, you’re in a bush” – Larry

“Jesus” – Larry
“Jesus isn’t here” – Jeremy
“Use spot” – Robert
“Use ditect evil” – Emmett

Jeremy mocks Larry
“Shut up Emmett” – Larry
“What the fuck did I do” – Emmett in his mind

“I’m going to grasp his face” – Larry

“Make sure he’s got a condom” – Robert to Andrew over the phone
WHAT?!” – Andrew’s Girlfriend also in the room

“The nipple juice splashed on your face” – Robert

“He’s just a bear” – Robert

“Incoming raptors!!!” – Sean

“All you see is Tholnir’s and Anika’s naked bodies flying through the air and land in the field” – Robert

“Sean, you’ve been letting me walk around with 12 pounds of gold?” – Emmett
“That’s a lot of gold!” – Sean

“Can I haz battle owl?” – Jeremy

“The only downside to being grappled by spikes is…being…grappled by spikes” – Everybody

“He burnt down a forest and killed thousands of people” – Sean
“We don’t really like him” – Bryce

“Ninja Hitler, throwing swastikas, and you can just see his little mustache under his ninja mask” – Jeremy

“I don’t want to take a seman pill!!!” – Robert

“So we finished taking out the nipple spider, OH CRAP!!!, nipple snake” – Larry

“Why do you have your hand in your pants?” – Larry
“You just now noticed that?” – Robert
“I’m comfortable with that” – Bryce

“Why are you tugging on your penis on the treadmill?” – Robert
“Not my penis, my pants” – Larry

“Bryce, did you finish?” – Maggie
“He needs 2 more minutes” – Andrew

“My butt cheecks flapped together and it hurt!” – Larry

“Stop rubbing your nipple Bryce” – Jeremy

“Stop slowly stroaking my leg hair” – Larry
“He won’t let me” – Bryce

“Look down, now look back up. The room is now centipede” – Larry

“To give you a perspective, the room is now centipede” – Sean

“Robert, will you suck on my nipple?” – Bryce
No comment – Robert

“I want to jump into the middle of the centepede ball pit of hell” – Larry

“Did you know that the last Nintendo 64 game was made in 2006?” – Larry
“Dreamcast?” – Bryce

“You can’t throw rapier and do a lot of damage. It’s a light weapon, it’s unrealistic.” – Zeb
“He can shoot magic out of his fists!!!” – Sean (pointing at Larry)

“What’s a devil lemur” – Larry
“It’s a lemeur” – Sean with a french accent

“Portable battering ham sized rammer? Wait, what did I say?” – Larry

“Yes cancer is a carcinogen” – Robert

“Oooh, east? I thought you said weast.” – Emmett

“We’re in the ocean, this would be a good time to summon a manete. We’re in the ocean, you wouldn’t even need to set it on fire!” – Bryce

“I wasn’t escaping from the zombies, I was escaping from the hospital” – Robert

“The head is a very small target for a chair” – Robert

“We can use your foreskin to store food” – Sean

“You pull the board, the bottles fall onto the floor, you place the board on the floor and stand on it. Congradulations” – everyone

“A naked giant running at you with a piece of glass, and his penis probably slaps you.” – Larry
“And food stuffs come out” – Bryce

“All quiet on the weastern front” – Larry

“You’re missing a button” – Robert
WHERE IS SHE?!” – Bryce

“Before we were talking about taking you out of the town and shooting you in the face like Old Yeller” – Larry
“And Encenda says “No you guys, Jeff is my dog, I’ll do it”" – Emmett

“This land is called Weasteros” – Bryce
“That’s not funny” – Larry
Emmett starts writing
“Please don’t write that!!! I hate you…you butt” – Bryce

“We shall we shall night!” – Larry

“What good race doesn’t have a rectal pouch?” – Sean

“If i get you a peice of paper, can you draw what your camp looked like?” – Sean
“I apologize but I do not know how to pencil. I have paws.” – Jeremy in Jeff accent

“I’m a wolf mother fucker. Sorry. I’m a fox mother fucker. Sorry, even I forget” – Jeremy

“You should lite a small fire” – Larry
“OH! As a distraction?” – Jeremy
“No, I think you should light his house on fire…and maybe it will kill him.” – Larry

Robert throws mountain dew at Bryce
AAACH!!!” – Bryce

“He is growing, his snout is elongating, and he is-” – Robert
SARAH JESICKA PARKER!?!?” – Larry

“Is it terrible that while this is happening, I think of Rusty?” – Larry

“The next guy to die would probably be the blackest, most athletic, and has the longest shlong” – Robert
MEEEE!!!!” – Sean from the bathroom

“Now what do you do?” – Robert
“Eh, I’ll probably pee” – Larry
“That’s a free action!” – Sean

“I’ve been to France…in Northern Hemisphere” – Larry, in a French accent

“I want to hurt my spine” – Bryce
Sits on chair
WOOAAAHHH!!” – Bryce

Bryce goes to reach for the dog with a marker in hand
“No Bryce, dont draw on the dog” – Larry
“Dont draw on the dog” – Emily
“No Bryce, dont draw on the dog” – Sean
“Youre right, its a bad idea” – Bryce

“You might enact with there-” – Sean
“Underling?” – Bryce
“Underlings” – Sean
“Underwears!!!” – Larry

“Id like to hiss…HHEHH” Jeremy

“Sheela moves there, and gets ready for me to mount her” – Jeremy

“Bryce, what is that?” – Larry
“It’s a penis cannon” – Bryce
“What does it shoot?” – Larry
“I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!” – Bryce

“Monkey for Speed Racer?” – Larry
SPRIALS!!! SPIRALS!!!” – Bryce

Robert makes a Zoidberg noise
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” – Bryce

“A man with a mouth for a vagine…A VAGINA FOR A MOUTH!” – Jeremy

“One, Two, Three…” – Jeremy
“Triangle” – Bryce

“Spicey diareah vomit in your anus” – Jeremy
“The never ending story!!!” – Bryce

“Life is like a human centipede, you never know what you are going to get” – Jeremy

“I taste some of the blood” – Jeremy
“It’s…” – Sean
AIDS!!!!” – Emmett

“Robert, can you throw this away?” – Larry
“No, Bryce has to do it and learn some responsibility” – Robert
“Where do I puuuut it?” – Bryce leaping up

“Why would you want more craft? Minecraft, Warcraft…” – Larry
“Whorecraft” – Bryce
“Is that like a mod or something?” – Larry
“Its a porn site” – Jeremy, sounding dissapointed

“Do you ever use your keypad” – Larry
“What keypad?” – Bryce

“Oh crap…printer?” – Bryce quietly
“Printer?” – Jeremy
“Printer? PRINTER!?!?” – Bryce getting louder

“Your parents must be listening to some hardcore music” – Larry
“That’s the fan” – Jeremy
“That’s not the fan” – Larry
“I think that’s the fan…Oh, maybe that is not the fan…” – Jeremy

“Im not worrying about choking” – Larry, putting the can popper into the soda
Later when nobody is paying attention
MMMGHH, AUUGHH, That really just happened?” Larry, choking on the can popper

“Bryce, learn some responsibility and use a plate” – Robert
FUCK!!!” – Bryce

“Are you like the pope” – Larry
“Everybody let me bless your waaater!” – Bryce singing

“A hat in a cat” – Larry
“A hat in a cat? So the cat just..like…aaaaaaugh…and spits up a hat?” – Emmett

“God uses strength to hit. Punches the ground and creates a crater” – Sean
“Yup, D&D” – Bryce

“Celestial bear” – Sean
“Celestial?” – Larry
“Bear?” – Bryce
“Bear?” – Emmett
“Bear?’ Jeremy
“Bear?” – Larry

“Are you homosexual?” – Jeremy
“You already detected evil” – Ian

“Okay, that’s the plan. Now we need a shit-ton of glue.” – Robert
Later
“Okay, here’s our plan. Now here is our pimp..” – Robert

“We’ve seen monkeys before. We know monkey intimidation tactics. You’ve got to look them in the eye.” – Robert

“We will crop dust the city with monkeys.” – Robert

Quotes

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